ezekiel

apparently i have a gift..... i can take on amazing personas on a whim in order to scare away little annoying 'napoleon' men for friends of mine, when my friend happens to be female and the guy is annoying her, because well, hes an asshole

so i guess there is more 'splainin to do here, my friend went out with a guy a couple of times, he is really short, he freaked out when she canceled plans with him, ok, so tell him to fuck off is what i think, as a guy, yeah, hes got issues, hes little, hes an asshole, leave him alone, end of fucking story, no, this proceeds to be an all night topic of conversation (granted i was the lone wolf in a pack of three she-wolves, but still), the thing that struck me as funny is that she felt bad, it was weird to me, to me from what i had heard basically showed that duder was psycho, and she wasnt interested anyway, great tell him to fuck off, well, i guess that is easier for a man to do than a woman, so they send some text messages back and forth, she trying to be nice, him pushing the issue (total guy thing to do, but more so for a napoleon complex guy to do, hey, they are short, they need to make up for their lack of height by being pushy, i mean napoleon did it by trying to take over the world, hence, the phrase 'napoleon complex') needless to say he called, she had me answer and i took over a whole new persona, i answered as though i was a serious gangsta and said my name was ezekiel, the guy was flummoxed for a bit, then asked for my friend, so i told him that i didnt have any bitches by (insert friends name here), and basically he didnt know what to do, of course i didnt give my best performance due to the fact that i had three females surrounding me attempting to stifle their giggles of delight, causing me to break a bit and have my voice waver a bit.... but essentially i played it off pretty well, and it was awesome! dunno why im blogging about it, but shit, it was a lot of fun for sure....... sometimes its the little things that make life worthwhile, so ezekiel if yer out there, sorry i had to take over the role of pimp and masquerade as a straight up g, but i did what i had to do, and it was fun, and all in all i helped out a friend, so thanks for the moniker........